Me: SB do you like Toy Story or Toy Story 2?
SB: I like Toy Story 3
Me: Toy Story 3 isn’t out yet.
SB: That’s okay, ask Daddy to get it on our TV
Me: Uh, but it isn’t out yet
SB: But ask Daddy and he can make it.
Me: What? How?
SB: Mom, Daddy can make it at his movie making place!
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SB picking at his finger.
SB: Mom, I have a nail in my bark.
Me: blank stare – Uh, what
SB: (holding up finger pointing to a hang nail) I HAVE A NAIL IN MY BARK!
Me: Dude, we don’t have we have skin.
SB: Oh yeah, well, there is still a nail in my bark help me get it off.
Ha! The bark reminds me, Cole refers to his hang nails “my stem.” Weirdos!!!