You know when you say that you could “eat” your kid up. I was playing with SB earlier and when kissing his cheeks I gave a nibble. He pulled back and scolded me…
“Mom, we DO NOT BITE. Biting makes Jesus sad because it makes someone else hurt and you bad. You need to pray right now that Jesus makes your heart ALLLLLLLL clean again and then Jesus will forgive you and you can be happy again.”
ANd he waited…..”Well, are you going to pray?”
Me: “oh, yeah, sure” and I proceeded to pray for forgiveness for love biting my child… 
Um, okay, sorry dude.
Hahahahaha
Love it.
That is hilarious! Wonder if he’s heard that before?