….you have to use a vacuum to clean out your purse.
….you aren’t afraid to smell that odd stain that appeared on the floor. After all, if you can’t identify it, how are you going to clean it.
…you cry the first time you have to shop in the “big kids” section. 
OMG yes about the big kids section! Shelby’s about into the big girls shoes section too! (12) Wahhhhh!
I know I’m a mom with a fried brain when I manage to run the washing machine empty or boil water til it’s an empty pot!
OR, carry a pink porta potty in the back of my van and then have to apologize to the Grocery store bagger when he opens up the back door of my van and finds out that cute little potty is still Loaded!
Angie – I need to add that. Not even an hour ago I ran a load of laundry with no soap. I went in to turn the clothes over and thought, “did i forget the soap?” and knew without a doubt that i had….Ooops!
Meg – I was in denial so I bought SB a bunch of 4T and 4s and the ONE pair of 5 from the big section at childrens place. the only thing that fit him were the fives. Booohooohoooo……
oooo, I’ve got one for ya
ykyamw…
you cant decide if there is peanut butter or poop on your shirt, but you taste it anyway…
OR
when your on a road trip and you can’t find the nose sucker thing, so you use your mouth!
these may or may not be true stories that you are free to steal
oh mae!!! GROSS!!!!